Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Just for the haha's.

On Saturday, almost the end of my class my Professor told us this joke and it goes something like this…

A small man walked up to the bartender and told him, “I bet you $50 that I can bite my nose”. The bartender agreed to it and put $50 on the table. The small man took out his fake teeth and bite his nose. The bartender was mad that he lost the bet. The small man said, ” man, I feel bad. I bet you that I can lick my eyeball for $100 so you can win your money back”. The bartender agreed to the bet and put down $100 on the table. The small man took out his fake eyeball and lick his eyeball. The bartender was even more angry. The small man said, “I feel bad. Lets make another bet. There won’t be any tricks this time. I bet you that my spit can get inside the hat facing upside down on your head for $1000, so you can make some profit”. The bartender agreed and put down $1000 on the table. Instead of spitting inside the bartender’s hat, the small man spits directly on the bartender’s face. The bartender said, “haha, I win!!!”. The small man said, ” hahaha, I bet my friend that I can spit on your face for $3000”.


Saturday, August 20, 2011

First Day In College

I woke up at 5am and then I fall back asleep. Later, I woke up at 6am and then fall back asleep again. 7am, it happened again. When it was 8am, I was too lazy to get up, but 10 minutes later I got up and get ready for college on a Saturday morning. One class for 3 hours long was a drag, but its not so bad, b/c its only on Saturdays. I decided to take Principles of Macroeconomics. Its like taking it all over again in high school for the first day, but this subjects talks more in depth. My first day in college was okay(ugh one week to do tons of hw), until I met an old friend(she's nice) and I got a free samples from Walmart. Its better than okay, these people from Walmart were giving out free back to school samples of shampoos, conditioners, ect. And then my boyfriend came by to bike with me, it was sweet of him to still come after an argument. I'm also taking Ballet, I wonder how it will go on my first day for that...